'If We Fell Into A Barrel Full Of Fucking Tits, We'd Come Up Sucking Our Thumb' - Soccer Manager Nails His Postgame Interview After Losing 5-0
Richard Martin-Roberts. Getty Images.I don't know what else to add. It's perfect. I need to figure out a way to use this in my everyday life. Might suggest it whenever I fuck up a tweet or do something wrong with one of my kids. That one actually works. Now I should add in that they lost 5-0 to Wrexham. Makes sense. You can't beat out Ryan Reynolds and Mac. So instead you drop a hell of a quote.
Since I'm immature I also laugh that their name is the Dorking Wanderers. Their backstory is kind of crazy though:
[Source] - After being founded in 1999, Dorking have been promoted 12 times over the last 23 seasons, and are now in the fifth tier of English football. White started the club back then with a group of mates, and now in 2022 he is managing them in the National League.
White said when asked about why he started Dorking: "I thought: ‘Why not start something with a few friends, have a bit of a laugh?’" And his rise has been described as the 'real-life Football Manager' as dreams have started to become reality for the non-league minnows.
Hey if you're going to start a team with some pals you can talk about a barrel full of tits in an interview. You're the boss and manager. You get to do whatever you want. That said, a barrel full of tits is far too many. How big of a barrel are we talking about?
Fine, if he's talking about a barrel full of tits the least I can do is some gifs
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