Chuck Gets His Ring Kissed For The First Time As “The Big Boy King”
The Queen died. I get it. It's a big ole deal. She was "in charge" for 70 years and was really rich-- some estimates have her worth at 500million not including properties. The value of Windsor alone is one billion dollars but you gotta think it's worth more. Hell, the Jaguars were sold for 660 million and they haven't even won an AFC Championship Game (yet). Incredible. Anyway, I understand the fascination with the Queen, I guess. Her son, however, ain't played nobody. Look at Charles. He's like the grown-up Berries and Creme guy. He just wants to make mummy happy and will do a little lad dance in front of the hordes of flowers that will be filling the bins of British bulk garbage for the next month for her posthumous approval. Also, can't trust a guy who would cheat on Dirty Diana with ole Average Ass Camilia.
I don't begrudge those who like the Royals and are interested in their adventures. After all, whomst among us hasn't wanted to be subjugated to an archaic monarchy with no real governmental power or authority whose death causes English Premier League games to shut down on the weekend? Well, I guess technically all Americans and most other places, but not our friends the British. No no no. The monarch comes around and they'll get those lips ready for a Royal Gluck Gluck 3000 even if the new Queen Consort is standing there watching while stuck in a DEEP courtesy. Don't worry. She'll get out of it. She is the Queen Consort after all.
Anyway, shoutout to Chuck for getting his ring kissed. Pretty sweet. Not something I'd ever do- kiss the ring- but good for him, I guess.
PS: that's a lot of medals the king is wearing. Maybe he would like to be a guest on Zero Blog 30.