NSFL: Hockey Dad Loses A Finger In The Middle Of A Game
I've been sitting on this video for a while debating on whether to post it or not because it's that fucking gross. Ever since that jackass Murls tweeted it out, I've felt sick to my stomach. I've been around these internet streets for years now. I've seen plenty of shit. I was around for the peak LiveLeak days. But nothing could prepare me for what I witnessed the moment I hit play on this video.
So let that be a disclaimer to everyone on this blog right now. You're all a bunch of sick bastards who are going to hit the play button anyway because the human brain is so sick and twisted that we can't help it. But just don't say I didn't warn you.
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You know what? We're gonna make it a link CLICK HERE TO WATCH and I'll wait for you to come back
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Holy shit. I don't understand the physics of what we just saw, but that finger came straight off. Apparently what we witnessed there is called "ring avulsion". Otherwise known as "degloving", and it's when someone wearing a ring gets it caught against something and then a bunch of pressure is applied, like trying to grab onto the glass but slipping off. The ring pretty much acts like a bottle cap opener and pops the finger straight off. Fucking gross. I don't know if it's just the skin and muscle or if it takes the bone with it, too. I got deep enough in the google search and finally realized I couldn't take it any more.
But yeah. Let this be a lesson to all you married fellas back home who have a big year as a hockey dad coming up here. If you're going to be the hockey dad who hangs out along the glass, take that wedding ring off before you get in the rink. I'm sure your wife wants you to take the wedding ring off anyway so she doesn't have to feel associated with you while you're screaming at the 12-year-old ref for 45 minutes. But either stay as far away from the glass as possible, or just keep the wedding ring in your pocket.
By the way, think about how screwed those kids on the bench are. They're never going to be able to recover from that moment. I can't imagine being in the middle of a game that started at 7am on a Saturday morning and all of a sudden you turn around and see Johnny's dad missing a finger. Still have to be hockey tough, though. Can't miss a shift.