"With Alpha Males, That's How It Goes" - Dolphins DT Christian Wilkins When Asked About Grabbing Josh Allen's Dick During Last Week's Game

This is a hilarious thing to say after you're caught grabbing someone's dick. You should not being doing that in any scenario on the football field and when Christian Wilkins is the person in question it's probably true. Actually not probably, it was DEFINITELY him. If you remember at Clemson he basically just grabbed another guy's crotch in plain daylight. Wasn't even in in a pile up. 

This man tried to get four fingers as far up as possible, so he 100% tried grabbing Allen's dick. You don't see him lose his cool a lot on people, but this was 100% warranted. Are there actually any rules on not being able to do this though, because if not there definitely should. That is weird as shit to do, I know in NFL pile ups people pinch, bite or whatever to get to the football but you have to draw the line there. We're constantly worrying about how pass interference is officiated, but we might need to take a long look at ball grabs. That sounded weird, but you get it. 

Anyone who says you are a beta or only alpha males do this and they aren't trolling, they have a lot of self esteem issues. I never understood that humor but you can tell Josh was trying to hold back a lot of what he had to say. Josh probably wanted to call Wilkins a fucking loser for grabbing his junk and go off on how he had to apologize for this. 

As I write this though isn't it kinda funny that Wilkins is just the crotch grabber? What a super villain name that would be. Holy shit watch out the crotch grabber is on its way! People would scurry out of wherever they are but in the end he is still a beta having to grab someones crotch to get to them. He should probably work on just hitting harder and hurting people. That way people wont try and rip off his helmet. I wish Josh Allen could say what he actually wanted to say and eat the fine because it would have been gold.