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SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVE. Preposterous awful luck out of the mammal with the grey voice. Unless he's deciding to will some Hard 10's for the first time in his existence. Then it's somehow gravy, baby.
Roulette, however, not gravy. Straight up blood.
And now we ride on the Barstool iCasino again. Let's dance.