Josh Allen Throws Up Before Every Game He Plays And Now Some Of His Teammates Have Joined In On The Fun

This has to be the most exhausting thing to do every single Sunday. This would just stress me the fuck out knowing every game knowing I am going to have to throw up. He does it is right before the game too so he is just throwing up all the demons right before the fist snap. Superstitions in sports are dangerous because if you do something weird like this and then completely ball out you're stuck doing that shit forever. Mess up the superstition one time and you'll get inside your own head. 

I think I now know why the Bills are an amazing team. They do everything together and that includes throwing up next to one another before the game. They probably don't even want to but they have to after hearing Josh is doing it. I feel like this is something a doctor could fix, but he's just choosing to not address it which I respect. You want to talk about a football guy, this man is so excited to play he just can't keep anything in. 

Superstition are the realest things in sports though. Some people will wear the same socks, the same underwear but Martin Archibald Cahill used to eat a can of BBQ Pringles before every single game. That hurt my body because we would play two double headers in a weekend. I would be having 4 cans every weekend. 

I wouldn't mind some pre-game intel on Allen before every game though. If he's just dry heaving one game that might be the time to bet against him. If you read my other blog on Dana White only having 10 years to live, he explained that he would wake up every morning just throwing up. I wonder if he could stop throwing up would he because of the superstition. Regardless I love Josh Allen even more because he did bet on me to win Rough N Rowdy. That alone shows how he crazy he is, despite having this bananas superstition.