It's No Joke - Adriana Chechik Is Really, Really Banged Up And Undergoing Multiple Surgeries After Her Injury At TwitchCon
If you recall, last weekend Adriana Chechik broke her back in two places after jumping into a foam put at TwitchCon. Much like how the internet works, it was a story for a few hours, we all commented on how terrible that is, and how absolutely ridiculous that so-called "foam pit" was.
And then we moved on to the next story.
But the story sadly doesn't end there. Adriana is really banged up, and it sounds like fucking HELL.
5 and a half hour surgery to fix crushed bones and nerve bladder. Awful. And she adds in that she probably won't be able to squirt again…just awful. I hope that is part of her billion dollar lawsuit. If she can't squirt that directly impacts her job and she should be compensated for it!
But the surgery wasn't easy, and she's in a lot of pain:
And can barely walk on her own too:
Absolutely terrible. I wouldn't wish this on anyone, nevermind a hero who has given so much to the world. This country owes her a debt a gratitude- Uncle Chaps should send her his Purple Heart. Sleepy Joe should wake up and put her on the 5 dollar bill. We should add a star to the flag for her. And it still wouldn't be enough.
I know all of us at Barstool are wishing her a speedy and painless recovery.