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There Was A 10-Minute Delay In SMU-Navy To Clean Up Literal Horse Shit

Well that's a new one.

I'm honestly a bit surprised we don't see this more often with how many schools trot live animals around on the field. If Smokey or Uga has an accident, that's obviously a quick fix. Something like this happens at SMU, Florida State or Colorado, however, and you're in trouble.

And I don't care how thoroughly that shit is purported to have been cleaned up, if I'm a lineman in that game, I am avoiding that part of the field at all costs. Call some deep shots and get us into the end zone as quickly as possible if we're headed towards that end, coach.

SMU put two touchdowns on the board in eight minutes after this incident, so I guess it was a bit of good luck for the Mustangs. I'm sure the rest of the teams playing in Dallas this season would prefer if this is the last time there is a horse shit incident, though.