Josh Allen Is Officially Ready To Be A Super Bowl Quarterback After Pulling Off 10 Awesome Handshakes With Different Teammates In 30 Seconds

Back when Josh Allen was at Wyoming, we knew he had the height, the weight, the arm, and the speed of an NFL quarterback. If you didn't know it, DraftJoshAllen.com hammered it into your head.

Over the years, thanks to Josh's hard work and the incredible coaching by my lord & savior Brian Daboll, Allen was able to add the accuracy and decision-making needed to become a franchise QB. 

But seeing Josh flawlessly pull off 10 different handshakes with a bunch of teammates that play different positions is the sign of true leadership and the final step needed to become a Super Bowl quarterback. All that other stuff Josh has done is important. But being close enough with your teammates to have different handshakes with all of them, which will ensure they give that litttttle bit extra in a game of inches, is the Mind Stone of the Infinity Gauntlet needed to make the Big Game™™™.

The only criticism I can find in that video is that I didn't see Josh do a handshake with any position coaches or players that don't play offense. I have no problem with Josh not doing a handshake with Sean McDermott or members of the front office because that's some narc shit. But defensive and special teams players are your brothers on the battlefield while position coaches are like the cool teachers in school that would let you watch the NCAA Tournament during school that always kept the vibes good. They deserve their own handshakes with the CEO on the field as much as anyone else.

Once Josh understands all that and makes the adjustment I know he can make, I will be able to declare him a Super Bowl winning quarterback. Until then, Bills fans can sleep well knowing their team will at the very least be able to make it past Patrick Mahomes now that their nuclear weapon of a QB has leveled up yet again.