Brian Daboll Revealed That Dan Campbell Was Slamming Chairs And Smashing Walls During His Interview For Dolphins Tight Ends Coach Back In 2011
You can file this under the least surprising news ever since the stories about Dan Campbell have turned him from the epitome of a Football Guy to potentially actually being immaculately conceived in a football then birthed from the end of a football that kinda looks like a butthole. To be honest, we probably knew this his first press conference as interim head coach of the Dolphins back in the day.
Nonetheless, this is still one of the greatest tales of Man Campbell we have heard and I would love to know the question Coach Dabes asked Campbell that got him to turn into the Incredible Hulk. Considering it was for the tight ends coach job, it could've been something about battling in the trenches or making plays in the no-man's land that is the middle of an NFL gridiron that allowed defenders to decapitate receivers if they felt it was necessary before the rules changed to ensure NFL players can see let alone enjoy their twilight years.
However, I'm hoping the question was actually Daboll simply asking Campbell if he wanted a glass of water before the interview, which for some reason turned him into a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker and caused him to unleash more carnage than Chris Farley after he found out he was drinking decaf.
Sidenote: Never drink decaf, always drink Stella Blue Coffee
I already knew this weekend's game was going to be tough for the Giants regardless of records since the Lions are the best offense they will have faced so far this season. But this story hammered home how Coach Daboll is going to have to match the intensity of the guy on the other sideline along with the X's and O's. Luckily I think the Giants have the perfect guy for the job in every way possible.
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Look at Big Blue's king as a svelte youngster back in the day when Peyton Hillis was steamrolling his way onto the Madden cover! God I love that man and this team so much.