Dwight Howard Got A Haircut In Taiwan And They Used Butter Knives To Cut His Hair That Ended In Him Getting LeBrons Hairline

If you're not following Dwight Howard right now you're missing out. He's documenting his time playing in the Taiwan basketball league and it's great. He just got a haircut and the video of him talking about it above is all time.

Dwight looks happier and seems like he is absolutely dominating basketball in Taiwan. He went from one of the biggest superstars in the NBA after that dunk contest to forgotten about fast. He's still probably a hall of famer and he might have the biggest shoulders in human history but this is all besides the point.

As you all know I have the best hair in the game and the best hairline so I know what I am talking about. Haircuts are one of the craziest things we do as humans. We just walk into a place full of strangers, with the sharpest objects in the world and basically get strapped into a chair with no way out. A barber can do anything to my hair and I would get out of that chair shake his hand and give him a 40% tip telling him it was the best haircut I've ever seen, then deal with the shitty haircut until I have to go to him again because going to a new barber gives any guy the most anxiety of all time. 

I will say though if I was Dwight Howard and they only had butter knives, I would fake a phone call and get the fuck out of there. As a man with a big forehead, getting lined up to get a 5 head is a bad way to lose the hairline. So Dwight when you read this hit me up and I can help you out with the hair loss. It is a freeing experience (editor's note: until you shave your head and stop fighting it, you don't know what being free is). 

PS: He is DOMINATING, haircut aside.