Mark Ingram Needs To Be Federally Investigated For Suspiciously Stepping Out Of Bounds For No Reason, Inches Short Of The First Down

I had no skin in this game, but I am currently watching Better Call Saul and I feel I could win this case in a matter of minutes. I could cross examine Mark Ingram and have him behind bars before the sun set. This is the most absurd football play I've ever seen. I don't know how deep this goes, how far up the ladder it goes, but this smells fishier than Glenda's snatch after a long day in the desert. Mark Ingram has been playing football his entire life. He knows what to do in this situation. He knows where the first down marker is. It is god damn staring him in the face. And he puts on the brakes for literally, and I do mean LITERALLY no reason at all. Shit, he could have stretched out the football if he wanted to. But he didn't. This is insane. The more I type this paragraph the more insane it gets. It makes no sense. Children playing in the backyard with cones spaced out every 10 steps to mark first downs give more effort than this. If you bet on the Saints tonight your deserve justice. Every lawyer in the Bayou should be taking this case pro bono. I've never seen anything like this and hopefully one day justice is served.

PS: If you say the reason is "he was injured a couple plays ago" you're the biggest moron in the room at all times. If he was too hurt to play he wouldn't be in the game! And even if he is hurt, let's say he's hurt as fuck, he still could have gotten a first down there.