Sounds Awful: 'Love Island' Star Shannon Singh And Her Boyfriend Apparently Can't Drive From London To Scotland Without Stopping To Have Sex
[Source] - Speaking on her new podcast Hushed, the 24-year-old was interviewing intimacy coach Dr Lori Beth Bisbey when she described her own adventurous antics with partner Ben Sterling, a famous DJ.
Shannon said: "I'm very sexual. I'm not shy when it comes to my sex life because I require it. My connection with my partner is getting into bed, getting in the feels and having a great time. People get so shy talking about sex and I'm not like that at all.
"Me and Ben will have a long drive from London to Scotland and we will stop at the service stations and spark it up.
"I literally need to keep it alive and I love it because he's the same.
This sounds awful. Not even in one of those self-deprecating ways about having too much sex. Just for the simple fact of 1) having to stop on a trip and 2) sex in a car. Grow up. Sex in a car stinks. But this is more about the fact she and her boyfriend have to stop to have sex. There's nothing worse than having to stop while driving. Actually the only thing that's worse is stopping because someone else needs to. You're in a groove driving and then you hear those words.
'I need to stop soon.'
'Fuck.'
That's it. That's the convo. You can't say no. I mean you can try, but it doesn't work. You just know they are going to scream about the exit or rest stop that's coming up. Now I mapped from London to Edingburgh, which is just under 8 hours. You don't want to be in a car that long. Trust me. I do that drive all the time from Cincinnati back to my home town of York. Or from Lexington back to York. You just want to get there. You try to do the math of how many burned CDs you have to go through just to make the drive.
On the flip side, the older you get the 3 rules you learn are simple. 1) Never trust a fart. 2) Never waste a boner. 3) Never pass on the opportunity to pee. So maybe they are getting ahead of it here in their mid-20s. I understand if that's the case. What do I know though? I'm just an old man trying to get from point A to point B as fast possible. Do whatever you want.
PS: Love Island is incredible reality TV. Great show to have on in the background.
