MUST WATCH: The "Do Your Job: Bill Belichick And The 2014 Patriots" Trailer Is The Greatest Fucking Thing I've Ever Seen In My Life

4 things.

1. Cum.

All over the place. My pants, the ceilings, my stomach. Just everywhere. Except my hand because I didn’t even need to touch my dick to get it to come out.

2. Oscars

Give it all the Oscars. Every single one of them.

3. ERNIE ADAMS

Exactly, aand I mean EXACTLY, how you pictured him. Not sure who they kidnapped and threatened to kill in order to get him on camera, but I’m glad they did it. Most mysterious man in the world.

4. Do your job… well.

PS – This was in the ad during the game last night. So perfect. The wise guy and the muscle.