LeBron Calling His Foot Doctor "The LeBron James of Feet" Is Actually Awesome And Hilarious

Hate on LeBron all you want, but it takes a special type of person to be so confident in their abilities that they compare all of the other professions in the world to himself. I admire his commitment to the bit because I imagine he does this for every profession out there. Had a good flight? Well, the LeBron James of aviation was the pilot. The Rock is actually the LeBron James of WWE. And it doesn't just have to be people. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is the LeBron James of ice cream. God damn do I want ice cream right now. Shit. I shouldn't have typed that because now all I can think about is ice cream, and I promised myself I'd start my diet tomorrow because I've been a disgusting piece of trash, the LeBron James of being fat, over the last couple of months. But I'm also the LeBron James of lactose intolerance, so the second I have dairy I become the LeBron James of shitting. But god damn do I love ice cream.

PS: Cue people in Chicago saying "so he went to the 2nd best foot doctor?". It plays, I'll allow it.