If You Could Master One Of The 4 "Bases" Of Hooking Up, Which Would You Choose? - KFC Radio Episode 130

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The question this week was in regards to “The Bases.” Now I’m sure in the year 2015 the Bases are totally different. 2nd base is probably like anal. In my day, and I believe the most standard definition of The Bases is:

1st base – Kissing

2nd base – Feeling a girl up, OTPHJ

3rd base – fingering, handjobs

Sloppy 3 – Oral

Home – Sex

I feel like thats the most widely agreed upon set of bases. You could make the argument that 3rd base is oral and fingering and handjobs is sloppy 2nd. That actually holds water because everything seconds base related would be manual. All of those things are hand related. Then 3rd base is everything mouth. I know some people do everything above the waist is 2nd base, below the waist is 3rd. Thats gay because that leaves nothing for the guy on 2nd. But anyway, its all relative to your bases definition.

The question is, if you gotta choose one of these things to master and then you’re below average at all other bases, what do you pick? There can be arguments made for every base other than 2nd. Because mastering squeezing a chick’s boobs is stupid. All three of us laid out different arguments for 3 different bases in one of the most stimulating conversations in KFC Radio history.

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