Salma Hayek's New Pictures Should Be Studied For Scientific and/or Religious Purposes
There are plenty of IG models, influencers, etc that are bananas hot that make me question how we are the same species. Like Emily Elizabeth (WSD's live-in gf, I know, it's crazy every time I hear about it), she makes no sense to me.
And then there is Salma Hayek. I don't even know how to properly explain this phenomenon. This isn't like a "woah, check out this hot chick on IG". This is like, cavemen inventing fire. The first steps on the moon. The creation of the Brick Watch. Things that will be studied and talked about for centuries to come. Things that make no logical sense, but those rare achievements in history that were previously never thought possible. Salma Hayek is said achievement. The scientific community should be using her as their poster-child of what is possible for humans on earth.
And then on the other hand, if I was the church, I would use her as the example that god exists. Forget Noah's Ark, nobody believes that shit. But Hayek? She could get me belting out hymns every Sunday.
56 years old and hasn't even begun to peak. Someone needs to jar up her bathwater, she is the fountain of youth we have been looking for.
