AUDIO: A Woman Reportedly Had A Full Body Orgasm In the Middle Of The Los Angeles Philharmonic Performance
LA Times- Molly Grant was enjoying the Los Angeles Philharmonic‘s performance of Tchaikovsky‘s fifth symphony on Friday at the Walt Disney Concert Hall when she heard what she described as a “scream/moan” erupt from the balcony.
“Everyone kind of turned to see what was happening,” Grant, who was seated near the person who allegedly made the noise, told The Times on Sunday in a phone interview.
“I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she ... had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her — like in an effort to not shame her,” said Grant, who works for a jewelry company and lives in Los Feliz. “It was quite beautiful.”
One attendee, composer and music producer Magnus Fiennes, described the sound on Twitter as that of a person having a “loud and full body orgasm.”
Look, I am here to share this story as a journalist. But unfortunately for my fans and the Pulitzer voters, I don't have any idea why on a scientific level this could happen but here's the recording.
Now as an independent researcher, I have a feeling there was probably a remote control vibrator involved and not just the music. I've seen videos (while doing research) of women having orgasms in public places so that is very much in play here. However, I will say I've nearly orgasmed while watching infomercials for pre-workouts, so anything is possible. After all, vibrations are vibrations and maybe these composers had this stuff in mind when they were writing these symphonies.
Bonk Tchaikovsky‘s fifth symphony. Though I will take a full listen and see if it makes me cum. Full report soon.