Amber Heard Quits Hollywood And Bounced To Spain, So Let's Reminisce About Her Role As Baja Miller In "Never Back Down"
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Amber Heard has reportedly quit Hollywood and moved to Madrid, Spain.
“I can reveal that Heard has quit Hollywood and quietly relocated to Spain with her young daughter Oonagh,” the Daily Mail’s Alison Boshoff claimed in an article published Thursday.
According to the journalist, a friend of Heard said, “She’s bilingual in Spanish and is happy there, raising her daughter away from all the noise.”
I want to make it clear that I couldn't give less of a shit about Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp and all that hubbub. Bbbbbboooorrrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg. Though I do think it was kinda awesome that Depp was getting on stage and ripping guitar solos with Alice Cooper in the middle of that whole mess like everything was all peachy:
I DO, however, care about the end of an era though. Amber Heard was one of THE mega smokes in Hollywood for a hot minute, especially in Never Back Down.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - Never Back Down is the best "bad" movie ever.
I fucking LOVE that movie while simultaneously recognizing how objectively god-awful it is. It was horrifically great for a lot of reasons, the main reason being that Baja Miller was basically the sexiest woman alive in it in spite of her sorta cringeworthy character:
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Lord have MERCY was I smitten over 21 year old Amber Heard in that movie. Pulling up her GIFs from it makes me want to throw on some Tiesto or Rise Against and fist fight at The Beat Down someone just to impress her.
Those days are long gone though, sadly. Hollywood can fuck anybody up; it ain't for the feint of heart… But if she ever wants to come back stateside, I have a 2 bed, 2 bath condo with a full sized bed in the master bathroom she can drop all the dukes she wants on.
If she doesn't want to take me up on that offer, here's to hoping she finds happiness in Spain. We might not see her on the big screen anymore, but thank god Never Back Down is readily available so we can get our fix in.
And on that note, check out our Barstool Backstage interview with Tim McIlrath, the frontman for Rise Against. Insanely cool interview from Chicago's own. Listen and subscribe!!!