Wagner Group Threatens To Remove Macron's Teeth With Pliers After France Labeled The Group A Terrorist Organization

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Yevgeny Prigozhin is fuming — again.

This time he was triggered by the French parliament designating his Wagner Group of mercenaries as a terrorist organization — and on Wednesday he threatened French President Emmanuel Macron directly.

“We can pull out rotten teeth from those bad mouths with pliers,” Prigozhin added. “We can pull out Macron’s teeth and, generally, everyone’s teeth who spill pathogenic filth (about Wagner).” 

In November 2022, Prigozhin sent a sledgehammer to the European Parliament in response to some members moving to label Wagner a terrorist organization. 

Ok hear me out. I understand that it really stings being insulted. When someone you don't really know takes shots at you, it's human instinct to fire back. So when France labeled the Wagner Group a terrorist organization, you can understand why they'd be in their feelings about it. Some even say they were crying when they said they rip Macron's teeth out. We get it, Wagner. France isn't your real dad so you'll never call Emmanuel Macron dad. Understandable. 

If you don't know what the Wagner group is, you're lucky. They are known worldwide for being absolute pieces of trash that rape, pillage, and maim anyone within earshot. When the invasion of Ukraine started, they pulled hundreds of the most violent and racist members from Russia's toughest prisons. 

The Wagner Group is a private military company, kinda like Blackwater but more extreme, based in Russia that is known to have participated in military conflicts around the world. The group has close ties to the Russian government specifically Putin, and some big-brained intel folks have described it as a "shadow army" of the Kremlin. Say what you want but being in a shadow Army sounds fuckin sick minus all the humanitarian rights stuff. 

The Wagner Group has been involved in some of the worst conflicts in the world right now. Syria, Ukraine, Libya, the Central African Republic, and others have seen the group come in and destroy all kinds of shit, including people. The group has been accused of committing human rights abuses and war crimes in some of these conflicts, including the use of torture, rape, and extrajudicial killings. Basically, they are awful, awful people. 

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But they don't feel that way. They feel like they are just doing some light military goofin so when the French parliament said that they were a terrorist organization would and threatened to remove the teeth of a prime minister using only pliers. If I didn't want to be called a terrorist organization, that's not the approach I would take, but Im a simple blogger with a simple brain. I would simply stop being a terrorist if someone labeled me one. If that makes me a progressive, so be it. 

Fuck Russia and Wagner.

PS: Russia is still bad.