LaMelo Ball's New Watch May Be The Ugliest Thing You'll See Today

Understated, classy, sublime. These are just some of the words I'd use to describe a watch that is Always Earned™, so what the fuck is this new watch from LaMelo Ball? This thing looks like it was deep fried at a state fair. Poor thing got lost at sea for a couple of years and finally made its way back to shore. Does it cost more than you or I will probably ever see in our lifetimes? Probably, but this is just the old adage that money can't buy taste. Good for LaMelo though. Bowser got his millions from the deal, and LaMelo goes viral for the purchase. 

Dave Portnoy believes there's nothing more attractive than quiet confidence, and that's why I opted for something a little more timeless. The best fitting watches in America. And I'd be remiss to not tell you that they're 20% off through the weekend for their First Of The Month sale: