Britney Spears' MILF Cannons Say Hello On a Monday Morning

I’m not joking, I’m pretty sure we just had our first ever 1 day weekend. I can’t remember a weekend that zoomed by as fast as this one that just ended. The fact that today is Monday is an absolute joke. I don’t know why or how Saturday and Sunday decided to combine to be the shortest two days in the history of calendars, but it’s a fact that they did. And a big FUCK YOU to whoever decided that out of 7 days in a week we only need a 2 day weekend. Would 3 have really hurt? And why haven’t we come together as a society and decided to throw in an extra day on the weekend? Maybe alternating weeks? We’ve gone long enough with the 2 day weekend thing, time to change it up. Now, the only saving grace from the weekend was 1) On Friday I had pizza and Zburger, 2) I had pizza and Zburger (with a milkshake too) again last night, and 3) Britney Spears took out her MILF Cannons for the world. Bitch is red hot on fire. She can get it from every which way, wouldn’t even care if she shaved her head again. Don’t care that she has a bunch of kids. Britney is still the belle of the ball no matter where she goes. Look at her ready to break boners on Instagram

Then showing up to the Teen Choice Awards ready to rumble

Mamacita!