To All My Fellow Comrades At Business Insider: Nich Carlson Just Told You He Is Going to Replace You All With Chat GPT
Listen I know that the folks at Business Insider and I haven't always gotten along. That entire little dootadoo when Julia Black, Henry "crook" Blodget and Nich Carlson ran a coordinated smear campaign against me publishing a 100% fabricated hit piece for clicks made me quite vengeful and hateful. After all nobody wants to see an article filled with vile accusations against yourself when you know they are 100% false. But as time passed I began to realize maybe not every single person who worked at Business Insider can be held responsible for the transgressions of a few. And the more Business Insider's top editor Nich Carlson continued to reveal himself the more I realized how despicable he was. I actually started to feel bad for BI employees who had to suffer under his reign of terror.
For example remember that time Nich said Insider was launching a new series trying to demystify how much money top company executives make in the US. Naturally this led to him being asked how much he made and he went viral for refusing to answer?
That type of hypocrisy is once in a lifetime type stuff. (Oh by the way it later came out through leaked documents that Nich makes 600k and 600k bonus. So 1.2 million total comp. )
Meanwhile Insider isn't even paying their own employees 60k a year while trying to steal their health insurance at the same time. Yikes! No wonder Insider employees went on strike and were posting posters of Nich Carlson all throughout Nyc.
Those posters bring me to the 2nd time Nich went viral for all the wrong reasons I mean imagine making 1.2 million a year, paying your employees 60k a year, trying to steal their health insurance and then having the gall to rip down their strike posters? Because that's exactly what Nich Carlson did and he was caught red handed doing it.
Seriously this guy would make Stalin or Hitler blush.
So this brings us to our final point. As I'm sure many of you are aware I joined the Business Insider picket line on Wednesday and effectively won the strike for them. I just couldn't sit on the sidelines while Henry "Crook" Bloget and Nich Carlson stole their healthcare and lined their pockets by exploiting them.
Well now that the strike has concluded Nich Carlson has tried to begin the healing process/manipulation process. The 7 figure man sent a company wide email complaining about market conditions that forced Bi to be cheap scumbags while simeltaneuesly urging the adoption of Chat GPT.
Now this is where I need to once again step in and protect the poor workers of Business Insider. Take it from a man who has run a successful media company for 2 decades and has never had a round of mass layoffs. A man who has consistently raised the average salaries of my employees. A man who only added company benefits for his employees and never stolen them. A man who has taken the dumbest, most useless humans on the planet like the Smitty's of the world and given them a steady paycheck they can live on regardless of their ineptitude. LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU NICH CARLSON IS GOING TO REPLACE YOU WITH AI. He is asking you to train your enemy. You may have won the strike but Carlson and Blodget do not respect you. They are going to do another mass round of layoffs in the very near future once they figure out the fewest amount of employees they need to use Chat GPS. LET ME REPEAT! Business Insider does not care about the truth, good reporting or your livelihoods. All Nich Carlson and Henry "crook" Blodget have ever cared about is how to line their pockets by running the cheapest newsroom possible while delivering then most clickbait headlines possible. Do not be fooled! Once you open the Chat GPT door you start the clock on your own extinction. Nich Carlson and Henry "crook" Blodget have showed you their true colors time and time again. You may not like me but I've never lied to you. I always tell the truth. The same can't be said for the other two. Once a crook always a crook.