I'm Convinced These Monks Hooping In China Could Make An NBA Roster Tomorrow
I can't stop watching this video. One of the fellas looking like LeMonk James out there. Complete package of work. Cross ups, fadeaways, dimes, his bag is DEEP. Imagine the must see appointment viewing of the Monastery Scorpions versus the Shanghai Sharks with Dillon Brooks and Ja Wick? If I'm an NBA scout, fuck this week's draft, I'm taking a trip to the monastery for some enlightenment and to potentially find the next Bo Cruz hooping for fun in between meditation.
Think about the composure these guys have? Free throw line might be automatic once they lock in. You could put 20,000 fans in front of them and it doesn't matter because a strong mind equals a stronger body. Besides, look at those mountains in the back. Give me 5 of these guys to put up a better fight in Denver altitude than the Heat did. They move the ball like a prime Coach Pop led offense. Suns could use some depth and unselfishness behind their stars and it might take a lot of convincing, but go out there and try getting one of these guys stateside.
I get the whole vow of silence and a quiet pickup game with zero trash talk thing, but if I'm the monk who swatted that shit away at the six second mark like Bron in the Olympics, I'm hitting them with a too small and getting in their face. Shaolin basketball sounds like the next great movie and there's a non-zero chance that Adam Sandler and Netflix are already cooking something up. Someone find a network smart enough to pick this up and let's get some cameras on these guys for their next game.