Donovan Mitchell Won A Home Run Derby This Weekend By Hitting 11 Dingers In One Minute
11 home runs in a minute? The Guardians are dead last in Major League Baseball with 50 home runs hit through 4 months...
Listen I know that the dude averaged 28.3 points a game this year for the Cavs, but he only makes $33,000,000 a year to do so. Maybe a little part-time job in the summer? You can't watch that video and tell me he wouldn't give a little spark at the plate for a team that is currently a modest 27th in scoring. The only problem is that his dad is an exec for the Mets, and he's clearly established that as his team.
Mudderfucker. If he's going to play, he's playing for the Mets.
And the Mets aren't exactly lighting the world on fire at the plate either, according to both my quick research and my Twitter timeline every night. I will let Frank the Tank make the official call, but I think the scouts need to tune into the Celebrity All-Star game next week where Mitchell will be suited up.