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Watch: Some Guy In Florida Just Caught The Largest Ever Burmese Python With His Bare Hands And Almost Got Strangled To Death Trying To Do It

Two things. One - whoever decided to let Burmese Pythons into the wild in Florida needs to be put to death and two, so does that snake. I say this because they actually did kill the snake, they just waited until they had it in custody to do so. Which begs the question...why? Why go through all that trouble of wrestling a NINETEEN FOOT, one hundred and twenty five pound snake when you can just shoot it in the head. I'm sorry if that sounds cruel, but it's true. Pythons are an invasive species and they should be dealt with as such...with an on sight policy. You see one? You kill it. Although that may pose an issue for the world famous Glade Boys and their thriving snake tour business. Regardless, LOOK at how close that thing got to that guy's unprotected wrists...

You'd think his buddies would've jumped in to help but nope! Just a bunch of "lets go's" from behind the camera. They did eventually come to the rescue but only after the snake completely wrapped him up..

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You can watch a longer version of the video here. And if you're interested in hearing what those freaks down at the Conservancy of Southwest Florida have to say you, can watch that here. That's it for this one. Thanks for reading.