Heidi Klum Seductively Fires Back At CNN After The Outlet Claimed That Ice Cream Was For A Bygone Era

If you haven't read Reags' blog about the ice cream slander that is sweeping the nation, you should. People are out here acting like they don't enjoy ice cream to the same degree that they used to. Barbaric. Simply barbaric. There's no other way to say it. Look, I understand times are rough and that folks aren't enjoying their lives to the same degree. We are constantly bombarded by awful news, politics, and images. We just cannot escape bad opinions and bad morals. You know who keeps that shit goin? CNN. They know we are down and feeling sad. Instead of lifting us up, theyd like to see our purest joys melt and run right down our hands smh. 

Maybe ice cream numbers are down. Maybe kids arent sprinting after a truck so that they can shove a chocotaco down their gullets. Maybe a lack of love for ice cream is true for the people who watch CNN but it aint true for the rest of us. Heidi knows it. Her unreal 51-year-old body knows it. If you can look like that at 51, give me a case of Rocky Road and shut the fuck up. Everything isnt bad unless you wanna believe it's all bad. Ice cream is good. Heidi is good.