Watch: Boston Cop Gets Absolutely BUNDLED Trying To Go Down The New Slide At City Hall

Listen, I'm not one of these guys who shits on the police. In fact, I back the boys in blue. It's a ballsy thing to say in 2023, but I'm willing to die on that hill. Hold your applause. And just how their job requires them to serve and protect, my job requires me to post funny videos to the internet regardless of the subject. Which I why I would be doing you all a disservice if I didn't share that clip. Do I feel bad about it? Yes, but god damnit funny is funny and I've watched that video about a thousand times. 

I mean LOOK at the way he came out of that slide...

He didn't even try to adjust, he just rode it out face down till the end…

Incredible. He was moving so fast it was like someone coated the slide in Clark Griswold's non-nutritive cereal varnish. I'll stop here, but what a video. Tough look for the boys in blue.