If There Was a Road To Space You Could Get There With a Car In An Hour and 15 Minutes Without Traffic

This is peak Dana and I because when we used to live together, we would ask each other the dumbest questions of all time. One night were just talking shit about space because it's so close to us. Why are we giving so much props to people that get to space because planes are getting close all the time? Oh there is no gravity up there but we have a space station where people are working all the time. Then you go on to ask what their commute is like for those employees and if you think about it Dana and I are talking about the real questions people should be asking. 

The no traffic is very important because you have to realize if there is a road to space its going to be packed. Every weekend on Long Island there is traffic because of the fucking Hamptons. If we just didn't let tractor trailers drive during the day we would never have traffic but nobody wants to listen to me and thats besides the point. The Bracket is one of the most underrated shows at barstool because there are very smart people like myself, Dana and then there are people like Francis who make me laugh the way he watches our brains work. Sometimes I mess up my facts but I deserve half credit for this statement. My favoirte part of the clip is when Dana just backs me because I knew we had this conversation but usually when we both agree on something it is very very wrong/