Happy 57th Birthday To Salma Hayek Who Dropped Some New Photos To Show Why She's The GOAT

Listen, Dave is on my heels this week in my quest to remain the #1 blogger at Barstool SPORTS every week. He's gotten some lucky cards but that won't stop me from pulling out my last gun in the bullet:

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That's right. Just like Dave landed upon a fortune of the most viral pizza review he's ever done thanks to that left wing looney who just keeps giving him more to write about, so have I. That's right. It's our queen's birthday! And she's dropping new photos to celebrate! When they go pizza, we go smut. Them's the rules. 

I won't hold you here for longer, but here's what you came for and enjoy your Sunday:

And I hereby declare today National Selma Hayek Day.