Nick Wright's "Never A Doubt" Tattoo Now Puts Him In The Running To Become One Of The Biggest Cowards Of All Time
A week before the NFL season started, Nick Wright felt so overly confident that the Kansas City Chiefs would go 20-0 that he got "Never A Doubt" tattoo'd on his arm. Now I'll be honest here--I love football, but I don't think I could ever consider myself much of an analyst. I don't have nearly enough knowledge on the game. With that being said, I feel like it's damn near impossible to go 20-0 on the season when you start off the year with a loss in week 1. Maybe I'm totally off base there, but I feel like Nick Wright's biggest take of the year is already dead before 30 other teams around the league even had a chance to suit up.
Now you'll notice in that video that Chris Broussard voiced the same concerns about this tattoo that I'm sure many of you already have. The fact that the 20-0 prediction really has nothing to do with that tattoo. The phrase "never a doubt" is so ambiguous that it could have a million different reasons. Why get something tattoo'd on your body to be that committed to your take if you can just change the meaning of it once the Chiefs lost a game.
Which is why Nick Wright finds himself in a very precarious spot right now. He can either A) keep the tattoo as is and go down as one of the biggest cowards of all-time. Or he can B) add something simple to the tattoo like "I'm a greasy haired dumbass who thought the Chiefs would go undefeated in 2023 only for them to lose to the LIONS in week 1 after Kadarius Toney was the worst football player to ever live and Matt Nagy let the worms in his brain call all the plays". Or something along those lines. Either way, he can't just get away with claiming how committed he was to that take only for him to come out of it unscathed with such an ambiguous tattoo that nobody will even remember what it was about by the time games kickoff at 1pm this Sunday.
And a quick sidenote here: The world would be a much better place if people would just stop getting tattoo's as a way to make sports predictions. Every single year there's a story that comes out about some pecker head who gets a "______ Super Bowl Champs 202_" tattoo for whatever his favorite team is. Then we revisit the story the moment that team inevitably gets eliminated from playoff contention, and then life keeps moving forward. But I truly believe we'd all have a better existence here on Earth if we could just get rid of all those people.