The Guest List For USC vs. Colorado This Weekend Is An Absolute Who's Who Of A-List Celebrities

What a fucking crew. I know it's only a noon game, but I think it's safe to say that the stars will be out on Saturday. Apparently it doesn't matter one bit that Oregon absolutely curbstomped the shit out of Colorado and their cinderella story last week. The fact of the matter is that the Deion train cannot be stopped.

I think the most impressive part of this list is that they've all got to travel to Boulder, Colorado to go to this game. Like, it'd be one thing for LeBron Sr. and LeBron Jr. to take a stroll down the road and pop into the game at the Coliseum, but nope, they're going to head on over to the airport, check their bags, go through security, and hop on a bird just to make the trip.

Another thing that I find impressive is that the Deion Effect appears to have trumped Matthew McConaughey's love for Texas. Are the undefeated Longhorns not hosting the undefeated and ranked Kansas Jayhawks on Saturday as well? You're telling me that McConaughey's skipping a 3:30 pm ABC televised matchup at Darrel K Royal Stadium to go watch the unranked Buffalos of Colorado....? That's how you know this is real.

My question, after looking at this guest list, is how famous do you have to be to make the cut? Rather than seeing the Guest List that we'll all see again on Saturday, I'd like to see who got turned down from being on the sidelines. Where's the cut? Like, obviously stars like Taylor Swift would get accepted, and D-Listers like Travis Kelce would get rejected. But what about the middle men? Jake Paul's people call Colorado's AD, is he on the sideline? Mr. Beast? Dave Portnoy? Zach Bryan?

Anyways, not that the game appears to matter, but if USC goes up 35-0 like Oregon did, do the celebrities stick around....?