Don't Listen to The Hype Beast: Elmos Has The Best Wings in Buffalo
I'm at the airport 3 hours early just how my dad raised me, so I figured now would be a good time to put ya'll on the best wings in Buffalo. I'm a wing slut, nothing makes me happier than a nice plate of wings and blue cheese. I've eaten over 10,000 wings in my life so I'm more than qualified to drop these rankings.
*Warning your mouth will salivate while reading this blog*
4. Wingnutz 6.8
When I got to Buffalo all I heard about was "you have to to Wingnutz!" I'm here to say it's the worst advice I got. For starters, $30 for 10 all flat wings is ridiculous. If you're going to charge $30 for 10 wings they better cure cancer or give me an extra inch on my Johnson. These wings didn't do either. Big Cat, PFT, and everyone else at the office swears by Wingnutz, but I have a feeling they have equity in the company. If you like big fat meaty wings smothered in a cinnamon flavored sauce this place is for you. I'm not one of those guys. I don't know where they get their chickens from but they're definitely being pumped with roids from day 1.
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3. Nine-Eleven Tavern 8.7
Nine-Eleven Tavern is SPECIAL. The wings have that perfect meat to crispy ratio. If you're in Buffalo I highly recommend going here. Just make sure you get their when the doors open or you'll be waiting all day for your food. I always say the best wing joints are the hole in the walls with one deep fryer and that's exactly what this place is. It's also a cash only establishment so you already know this place means business. The wings were elite but the fries… I get hard just thinking about them. They are the best fries I've had in my life and worth the $7. You can't go to nine-eleven and not order the fries, I'm telling you they're different!
2. Bar Bill 9.3
I want to make something very clear. Bar Bill is the best establishment in all of Buffalo. The cajun honey BBQ wings will change your life. You'll never look at chicken wings the same again. The meat falls right off the bone, one pull and boom, the wing is polished. Out of all the places I went to, Bar Bill has the best blue cheese hands down it's not even close. The wings are to die for but they're not even the best thing on the menu. The Beef on Weck at Bar Bill has my heart. I have no shame in saying it's the best sandwich in the country. They cut the beef right in front of you and serve it up on a freshly salt weck bun, and let me tell you something, that sandwich is better than sex. If I had to choose between ever having sex again or never eating another beef on weck, I'm picking the weck every single time and twice on Sunday.
1. Elmos 9.7I didn't see this coming. Never in a million years did I think anyone would be able to top Bar Bill but Elmos did the impossible. In my opinion, these are how wings are supposed to be made. I'm a whore for grilled wings and these wings stole my heart. In 2018 I candy-flipped at EDC Vegas, which is when you mix ecstasy and LSD, I was out of my body, and that's how I felt when I ate these wings. You haven't had real wings until you've been to Elmos.
In conclusion, if you could combine Elmos Wings with Nine-Elevens fries, and Bar Bills Beef on Weck you'd have the greatest establishment in American history.