Somebody Tell James Harden To Stop Trying To Crush All The Great Vibes In Philly Sports Right Now
Bro. Read the damn room/city. We get it. Longtime butt buddy Daryl Morey allegedly dicked you over. It's a business, and you were complicit to every step along the way, but trust was broken. We get it, again. You're pissed. And kudos to you for A) Showing up to camp and 2) By all accounts working hard and actually practicing well with the team:
Good. That's just swell. Now, please, somebody give James Harden a cookie and/or unlimited Show & Tell Deliliah's Dollars and say…
James, man, we've got bigger fish to fry right now. The Phillies are on the brink of only their 8th World Series appearance since goddamn Chesty A. Arthur was in office (1883 for you non-Dozen champions i.e. Brandon Walker). The Eagles are 5-0 back to back for the first time in franchise history and are prime to make another run at the Super Bowl. Shit, even the Flyers won their possibly only game of the season last night.
PLEASE do not ruin these great vibes going around town with more disruptive quotes like this during the preseason. At least wait till after The Fall Classic before we realize the Sixers could possibly return to a post-Process purgatory. Can you do us the kindness? It would be greatly obliged. Let the Fightins and Birds take care of business and then we can all go back to the Sixers internal horseshit and lose to the Celtics again in peace.
Thank you for your time. Now cue it. Or whatever.
