The Rock Is NOT Happy That His Wax Statue Looks Exactly Like Porn Legend Johnny Sins
Abdullah Firas. Shutterstock Images.Now obviously The Rock didn't say anything about looking like Johnny Sins, since he is the one man that works harder and in more fields than Dwayne Johnson.
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However, The Artist Formerly Known As The Great One took that wax statue, shined it up real nice, and (figuratively) shoved it up the candy ass of the person who made it by reposting this comedian's take on it with as scathing an Instagram caption as The Rock's PR team will allow him to write in the year 2023.
Honestly, how do you fuck up The Rock's wax statue? I've said it before and I'll say it again. If we had to send someone to greet aliens, The Rock would be my first, second, and third choice to do it. He has the charisma to charm their pants off (if aliens wear pants), he has the body to intimidate them in case they are thinking of taking over our little planet, and if all that didn't work, he could kick the everliving shit out of them Will Smith style.
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That man checks every box as a human and is beloved by more sections of the world than anyone this side of Taylor Swift. Children of the 90s like myself see him as the coolest wrestler to ever live from the absolute Golden Age of sports entertainment if not humanity. Children of today see him as Maui, the second most important character in the greatest Disney movie of all-time (trust me, this is the correct take). And anyone that doesn't fit in either of those buckets either respects the shit out of The Rock for being able to cash movie superstar checks despite not exactly being Leo DiCaprio at the craft of acting, a businessman able to move cases of booze like a Kennedy during prohibition, or just a super duper jacked dude with a body from a cartoon that has somehow made the entire world forget his real name is Dwayne.
Regardless of where you stand, we can all agree that the person who made this statue should never be allowed to touch wax again and the person in charge of creating the accurate wax statue version of The Rock should be whoever today's version of Leonardo, Michaelangelo, or whatever Ninja Turtle artist was the best at making statues back in the day.