EVERYTHING IS AWESOME: James Harden Returns To The Sixers Right Before Season Opener
See? Everything is fine! Who cares if the Phillies lost to the Diamondbacks being up 2-0 in the NLCS in one of, if not the biggest collapse in Philly sports history! Lose th Super Bowl while being up 10 at halftime? Irrelevant! The Sixers shitting themselves in another 2nd round to the Celtics after being up 3-2 with Game 6 at home - All good!
None of the pain matters anymore because James Harden is back in the building, baby! Oh yeah! With the return of Harden, the Philadelphia 76ers just went from a 5-6 seed with little to no chance at a NBA Finals appearance to a 3-4 seed with little to no chance at a NBA Final appearance literally overnight! What a ROI! And that's assuming the entire thing doesn't blow the fuck up by Christmas, which is a huge assumption!
Stuff those Embiid to the Knicks offers back in your pants, people!
We've got ourselves another 2nd round exit to prepare for! Huzzah, to the Sixers, nay, James Harden for saving us all! Huzzah!
Cue it. Or whatever. Nothing matters anymore.
PS - Not funny but also funny that the Sixers are getting ricochet shots for the Phillies losing Game 7.