The Carolina Panthers Are So Bad That They're Selling Tickets For 45 Cents

LMFAOOOOO 45 cents to go to an NFL game?? Tickets haven't been that cheap since 1922. Shit, it cost people more money to do their laundry than it does to go to a Panthers game. 

I can't even blame the fans. Fuck the 45 cents, you couldn't pay me to go to a Panthers game. There's no chance in hell that any human with a brain would miss an entire slate of NFL games to watch the Panthers play football. However..... if they changed their marketing campaign to "Come see the Carolina Panthers Comedy Show," we'd have a different story. Instead of the crowd being upset when Bryce Young throws a pick, they would just bust out laughing. They don't convert a big 3rd down? Crowd goes crazy. They choke away a big game? Everyone gets a free beer walking out. I don't know about you, but I am 100% paying 45 cents for the Carolina Panthers Comedy Show.