BREAKING: Tyreek Hill's House Caught on Fire While He Was at Practice

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, this team is cursed. I told everyone yesterday, the Indian Burial Ground never fails. If it doesn't catch you on the field, it catches you off the field. Enough is enough, Mike McDaniel needs to pull a page out of Ted Lasso's book and end this curse once and for all.

People think I'm crazy, but I'm not. Unless you live and die by this team, you simply do not understand. This isn't some fluke, this is history. These events have been happening for YEARS! Don't believe me? Look for yourself:

I'm not crazy! I've seen this movie 1,000 times. If the team doesn't address the curse, this shit will keep happening. 

Recent Miami Dolphins Catastrophes:

Week 14: Dolphins blow 14 point lead with 3 minutes left. 

Week 15: Jaelan Phillips tears his Achilles in the 4Q while the Dolphins were up 30-0.

Week 16: Dolphins beat the Cowboys but Jaylen Waddle gets hurt and is expected to miss the rest of the regular season.

Week 17: Dolphins lose 59-16. Xavien Howard gets carted off the field. Bradley Chubb tears his ACL. Raheem Mostert suffers a serious injury. 

Week 18: Tyreek Hills house catches on fire

On a positive note, Tyreek Hill and his family are safe, so maybe the curse does have a little bit of sympathy.