Cricket Is A Lot More Fun To Watch When There's A Girl In The Stands Chugging Every Beer She Can Get Her Hands On

Well I think we found a way for cricket to catch on in the good ol' US of A. I know there are a bazillion people who watch it across multiple ponds in this crazy world of ours. But nothing about the sport personally interests me and the more I learn the rules, the more I am out on it (admittedly due to a mix of being overwhelmed and confused about everything from the scoring to the length of the matches).

HOWEVAH, cricket clearly has some good bones considering it's the second most popular sport in the world behind football soccer, they have announcers like the bloke above that can bring the heat when exciting shit happens, and saying "wicket" is fun even if you have no clue what the fuck it means. 

Again, you don't have to like the sport or even know what's going on. But as the US Open Chugger taught us, girls slugging down beers at a sporting event will move the primal needle in Americans, no matter how popular that sport may be here.

So in conclusion, if the powers that be at whatever the governing body of cricket want to grow their little game with 2.5 billion fans in the states, this woman will be throwing down brews of all varieties down at every cricket match in the near future. Preferably with the lady in red still sitting directly behind her just so we can see her unfiltered reactions to the carnage.

Alexa, enhance