Watching Frankie Shotgun Beers Is As Sensual A Scene As You'll See On A Golf Course

Foreplay dropped a new travel vid today. This one comes from the balmy shores of the Dominican Republic, home to the delicious Presidente beer. We decided to play a little reverse-shotgun-mulligan match, with me and Frankie facing Riggs and Danny Rap. The rules were simple: you can "buy" an obligatory mulligan for an opponent's shot by shotgunning a beer. They make a long putt? We shotgun a beer and force them to hit it again. 

Keep in mind, it was 97 degrees and humid as all get out. Things went south quicky. 

Perhaps the most jaw-dropping takeaway from this video was the way in which Frankie Borrelli shotguns a beer. Look at this:

You ever see someone play the flute in real life? You ever see a grown man play a flute? And I'm not talking about some guy wearing a loincloth sitting cross-legged on a forest floor to an audience of cobras who sway their heads with ecstasy to his lilting tune. 

I'm thinking more along the lines of a dude in a subway platform wearing a fedora, eyelids fluttering, so focused on his performance that you could actually pilfer the loose change from his instrument case and he wouldn't notice. 

That guy is Frankie Borrelli shotgunning a beer. It's dainty, effeminate, cautious, and sexual all at once. It's a guy taking a knee on a hike to suck the venom from a buddy's snake-bitten groin. There is so little of his mouth touching the hole in that beer. He must be sucking outrageously hard for none of it to have spilled outside his lips. That thing is vacuum-sealed to his pie hole. 

Danny Rap, meanwhile, needed help puncturing a shotgun hole in the beer. But then he would toss his head back and delete them like a kid at soccer camp squeezing a Surfer Cooler Capri Sun to death. 

Give it a watch and escape the January doldrums for a round among friends in the tropics.