Juan Soto Just Homered Off The Scoreboard In His First Spring Training Game as a New York Yankee

Yes, it's Spring Training and results don't matter in the slightest. With that being said, HOLY FUCK is it awesome to see Juan Soto in pinstripes blasting a homer off the scoreboard in his first game as a Yankee. I'm not in a coma, no this is all happening before my very eyes. 

Every image of him looks as if it was constructed in a dream world to appease my brain. Each clip of Juan doing something are the equivalent to porn. Seeing Soto next to Judge is simply orgasmic. I can't get enough of it all and I don't care what anyone thinks. 

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Coming off the season they just did, you needed a move like this to shake things up. One that would make all other 29 teams and their fans upset. No more dicking around and wasting Cole and Judge's primes. If Juan Soto is available you go and get him. A George-esque move by Hal. 

I can't wait until the games count. Results mean nothing for the next month. The name of the game right now is to just stay healthy (his slip in the first inning gave me Aaron Rodgers Jets thoughts). But excuse me for being head over heels for number 22. This is fun.