Dan Hurley Should Stop Complaining About Changing Underwear, Brag About Cam Spencer Being A Fucking Lunatic Who Is Perfect For UConn Instead

I know what Dan Hurley is trying to do here. He's talking about the transfer portal being open during the NCAA Tournament and the amount of guys into it. Fine. I agree, the portal being open now is dumb as shit. That should be moved back to right after the Final Four. I also just don't care about guys transferring. Shit, schools can't even stay in a conference for a couple years before getting more money to go somewhere else. Coaches do the same. No one is saying anything about Danny Sprinkle being on his third team in 3 years, everyone talks about his rise and being the up and coming coach. 

Also does Dan Hurley only change his underwear once a year? That's a little concerning. We know he wears the same underwear when his team gets hot, so I guess we can't rule that out. If you really want to do a free one-time transfer and then you have to sit out a year to transfer again unless your coach leaves, fine. I won't argue against that. I just want to see what happens after next year and all these guys with the free COVID year are out of the game since right now there are more guys with eligibility than ever. 

Now I say all that to say, uh, Dan, you sure? This is Cam Spencer, arguably the key piece to your roster: 

Not to mention Tristen Newton transferred two years ago from ECU, Hassan Diarra transferred two years ago from A&M. That's three of your top 6 guys. It's my biggest problem with coaches who complain about changing underwear. They willingly accept them and bring them into their programs, sure it's part of the game, but hard to complain when your team is directly benefiting from it all. Again, there's gotta be a middle ground, which we won't really see until after next year. 

I don't care that Cam Spencer is playing for UConn, in fact he's the fucking lunatic who Danny Hurley should want. 

They are the perfect coach/player combo. There's no one else that compares to them in the game right now. I love that they were just taking advantage of grandma's weak backhand. Ain't no respect your elders on the tennis court. Grandma is going to get picked on. Grandma needs to figure out how to get her game better. It's part of what makes Cam Spencer the perfect fit with Hurley. You ever see the two of them during a game? Lunatics and I mean that in the nicest way possible. 

 It's just impossible for me to fully buy into the coaches complaining when they do things similar. No shit, it's a new world in college sports. To me it's simple, don't open the portal until the season ends and in a couple years when we see how the portal still is do the one free transfer and second being free if a coach leaves. Problem solved.