Kanye West is Punching Strangers and Has His Hot Wife Bianca Walking Around Disneyland Barefoot
I've blogged about Kanye West's muse/wife/hostage Bianca Censori multiple times over the last couple months. It's one of the more interesting celebrity relationships we've got going right now. As soon as Kanye and Kim Kardashian finally split, Kanye immediately hit the streets and found himself a new famous(ish) wife who looks EXACTLY like Kim K. His current Kim K lookalike is Bianca Censori.
I've blogged about this couple so many times that at this point I feel like I'm just repeating the same jokes. But if you haven't been paying attention to Kanye West's dating life, you should know that for the last year or so, Kanye been forcing his new wife Bianca to go out on the town in the most fucking ridiculous outfits you could ever imagine.
And about once a week, some camera man catches Bianca in an outfit even stupider that what she's worn in the past. It's just a never ending train of stupid outfits. And no matter what she's wearing in the pictures, her outfits always make you think, "Oh shit Kanye is clearly forcing this woman into wearing this bullshit".
I'm not 100% sure if that's the case, but I am 99% sure. There's just no way Bianci Censori is wearing these outfits because she thinks she looks good. I refuse to believe that's the case These aren't the outfits of a woman who has free will. In this most recent Disneyland video, you can see that Kanye has his wife Bianca gallivanting around Disneyland completely barefoot.
Is Kanye West getting ready to unleash a new line of food bandages? It's Kanye about to embark on some sort of anti-shoe campaign? Does Kanye get turned on by a callused foot? I have no idea. I can't get inside the mind of a genius. All I know know is that Kanye and he barefooted wife Bianca are spending time at Disneyland, and Bianca isn't wearing shoes. That's 2 Disneyland adults, and 1 pair of shoes.
Shoes, or no shoes, two adults taking a vacation to Disneyland is… well it's something. Honestly, any adults who visit Disneyland with no children should be put on a list. I don't know why the fuck Kanye would want to take his hot wife to Disney. I guess it's just another public setting to show her off at? I don't know. I stopped trying to dissect what Kanye does a long time ago. He's a complete psychopath. But fuck man. Do you think this ever ends for Bianca? It has to right? There's no way this couple last for more than another couple years. This just isn't a sustainable lifestyle for any woman. It can't be physically possible for any woman, no matter what the financial perks are, to be attached to the hip of Kanye West for more than 5 years or so. It just has to be nightmare. I mean, I love the guys music, but he's objectively a disaster of a person. T's & P's to Bianca. Double the T's & P's to her parents
Oh yeah, and another thing… Kanye West has apparently punched a stranger and is on the hook for a battery charge.
TMZ - A rep for Kanye West tells TMZ … "'Grabbed' is grossly inadequate as a description of what happened. Bianca was physically assaulted.
"They add, "The assailant didn't merely collide into her. He put his hands under her dress, directly on her body, he grabbed her waist, he spun her around, and then he blew her kisses. She was battered and sexually assaulted.
"Kanye West might have new legal trouble on his hands -- he's the named suspect in a battery report, and cops are now looking into the claims against him … TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell us … police are investigating Ye after cops say they were told he punched a man in the face late Tuesday night -- but the guy he struck had allegedly pushed or grabbed West's wife, Bianca Censori.
If what Kanye says is true is what actually happened, then I have to tip my cap to him. You should have free reign to punch the shit out of anyone who assaults your wife. I don't think that's a controversial statement. But I will say, with Kanye's history, you gotta take everything he says with a grain of salt. I have no idea what went down before Kanye went crazy on a fan. I'm not going to speculate either. Maybe more details will come out soon. Either way, every time Kanye and Bianca step outside there's some sort of viral story that comes of it. I can't imagine that stops happening anything soon either. At least not until their inevitable breakup.
Quick Impromptu Speed Rankings of Kanye West Songs
1. Gorgeous - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
2. 3-song run on Yeezus (I Am A God, New Slaves, Hold My Liquor)
3. Diamonds From Sierra Leone Bonus Track (Late Registration)
4. 3-song run on Watch The Throne (Ni**as in Paris, Otis, Gotta Have It)
5. Spaceships - College Dropout (Kanye's first verse is my all-time fav of his)
6. American Girl (Estelle song)