Contrary To The Fake News Spreading On The Internet, I Do Indeed Have Hair

Nah, like on God, who ever posted that video has to run me my 1. Even if you can whoop my ass, I gotta at least swing. Mother fucker got me looking like I'm Marty Mush long lost twin. 

Trust me, I'm well aware of the inevitable. When the time comes I promise I won't act like LeBron, when it's time to let that shit go, I will let it go. Catch me dead before you find me brushing my bald head. 

But I REFUSE to accept the fact my hairline is as bad as it is in that video. Who ever took that video was out to get me. I mean what are we doing here? Who records from the bellybutton level? Like cmon man if you gonna record the action, do your boy a favor. Every morning I wake up, I walk into my bathroom, look myself in eyes, and measure how many centimeters my hairline receded overnight. But by no means is it at the point where it looks like I'm wearing a mask of my face over my actual face.