Ranking The Barstool Film Festival Trailers

The Barstool Film Festival trailers dropped today and they are fucking FIRE. Well, except one. I will do my best to keep personal bias from effecting my rankings, but no promises. 

4. Charlie

I thought this trailer was absolute dog shit, which is exactly why this film is going to win every award at the premier on Friday night. I have no clue what's going on. It looks like a horror version of the Hulu show "The Bear." I expect to hear a lot of screaming and yelling from Megan and Chef, hopefully there's more to it or we might be in for a long one.

3. G

It's never a good sign when you have to put your own trailer at 3. I honestly thought we were going to run away with this thing, but after watching all four trailers, it looks like we have some competition. I don't want to spoil the film, but I'd say out of all the films, we do tell the story that has impacted the world the most. 

2. Last Gun in The Bullet

The casting for this film is perfect. Donnie and Titus look like they were born to be detectives. If it wasn't for traveling the world and talking about college basketball, Donnie and Titus would be raiding frat houses around the country. Jerry playing a crazy dude that loves talking to parrot needs no explanation. And the Steven Cheah being a weirdo in the car was just the cherry on top. I can't wait to see how this plays out. 

1. Miss Q

If this was an actual movie I'd pre-order my tickets today. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for a good gambling/crime movie, but this trailer checks all the boxes. Mob boss beating people up? Check. High-speed car chase? Check. Guns? Check. Money? Check. Am I missing anything else? I don't think so. As much as it pains me to say it, I think Miss Q wins in a landslide.