BREAKING: AJ Brown Signs Extension And Is Now The Highest Paid WR In NFL History

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BAM!!! HOWIE YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!! SWOLL BATMAN LIVES!!!

What a moment pre-NFL draft. One second AJ Brown is changing every social media profile across the land and putting the entire Delaware Valley in a tizzy. Now all of a sudden everyone is blessed and good.. AJ Brown and the Eagles - No more conjecture. No more guessing what either side wants. No more batshittidery (maybe). The man is locked as a Philadelphia Eagle for at least the next 3 years. Enjoy. 

But back to Howie, here's a live look: 

The draft hasn't even started and the man is stealing all the headlines of the night. Expect the unexpected. Seriously. Everyone knows the Eagles most likely aren't staying at 22. Just gotta see which way we get nuts. 

Go Birds. Again, long live Swoll Batman.