The Giants FINALLY Pick Up A Stud Receiver By Drafting Absolute Weapon Malik Nabers

There it is! There it was! There it always should've been! Ever since He Who Shall Not Be Named signed Odell Beckham to trade him, the Giants have been aimlessly wondering the football desert looking for a star wide receiver. Convincing ourselves that Sterling Shepard could stay healthy to become a WR1. Cheering the Kenny Golladay signing before it became a black hole for John Mara's money. Watching Darius Slayton lead a shitty offense in receiving almost every year of his career like a modern day Chris Calloway. And of course drafting a mamaluke in the first round that calls himself Yung Joka. 

All that is OVER now that Malik Nabers is here. My comps for Malik Nabers are Justin Jefferson, Ja'Marr Chase, and Odell all rolled in one. Granted I think that because I'm a big dumb idiot that sees a pass catching monster in an LSU jersey. But tell me these highlights don't give you a nice little tickle in your Big Blue undercarriage.

Nabers also has the confidence and style you want to see in your star NFL receiver.

Shaun O'Hara approves!

I know the Daniel Jones haters will cry in their beers that the Giants didn't draft a quarterback. But I'd like to remind them that Mr. Dimes has NEVER missed the playoffs in a year where he played a full season and has NEVER had a weapon even close to what this freak of nature is.

Good times in Giantsland and good times in the Daniel Jones Hype Group, which would like to release this official statement:

\Watch the rest of the En Eff El Draft Show with all of Dave Portnoy's merry idiots here: