Ohio's Tate Scores Zero Points In The Worst Dozen Debut In The History Of The League

Woof. Tough stat line....seems a little personal on the graphic, but if you're going to dish it, you certainly need to be able to take it. There's no other way to put it: I was fucking AWFUL in my Dozen debut last night, and all chirps coming this morning are very fair. A classic case of over hyping and under delivering....the Ohio's Tate story. I mean, Ben Mintz showed up half way through the fucking game from an airplane and still contributed more than I did. All I contributed were two answers in the bonus round (that we lost anyways), some bad audio, and a camera disconnection. It should've been a two on two match last night, and I have no excuses. Put up a Trillion against Mark Titus himself....Family.

My official response:

Tough scene after blogging the other day that the worst team in the league should be relegated. I still think that's a good idea, but maybe I was a little overzealous on hyping up the replacement squad.

Blutman, Mackenzie, and Tate? A mix of pop culture, sports, and whatever the fuck is rattling around up there and that brain that resides in that cherry colored dome of his. Move over Vince Young, Michael Vick, Nnamdi Asomugha, and the 2011 Philadelphia Eagles……this is the new Dream Team

Wait, actually that's a pretty strong comparison on my part, seeing as the Eagles Dream Team completely flopped, too. But either way, I stand by that I can help with sports. Let's not forget that my true debut was a call-in from Team Chicago on a baseball question, and I got that right. Team Smockin had a few answers (Demaryius Thomas, Fletcher Magee - Wofford) that I would've helped with, but I will never, ever get a celebrity mash-up or music (unless country) question. My confidence in the Dozen blog came from the fact that Blutman and Mackenzie are going to be very good, and I want to run along with them and have fun tossing in answers here and there. 

But the fact remains, the blog is a tough look. Instead of the worst team getting relegated, maybe the worst player in the league should be relegated?

It was nice knowing you, Dozen. Or do you think I made the team on my tryout for Team Flux? I think I deserve some sort of a thank you from those guys, because my putrid performance took everyone else off the scent of what was flat-out embarrassing from all three of us.

Anyways, back to my little hole blogging. At least I'll always have the first answer of the bonus round (that we lost anyways).