Guess Which Member Of The Yak J'ed Off In A Plane Bathroom Mid-Flight And Thought That Was 'The Mile High Club'

Yes, you guessed correctly.

Today on The Yak we had comedian and longtime friend of Barstool Giulio Gallarotti on the show. He's staying at his fiancé's parent's house while here in Chicago and it's his first time being there solo without her.. Just her parents & him. We all agreed that's kind of a stressful setup and that there was only one sensible thing he could do to ease the pressure. 

We then resorted back to ~the wheel~ to choose the best location in their home.

It landed on 'bathroom' which somehow led Cheah to admit he once jerked off to completion in the bathroom of a cross-country flight. 

"Mile high club, baby!"

The only thing that almost, kind-of, lets him off the hook is that he was a teenager at the time, and at least he didn't do it at his seat under a blanket as many a traveling perv have been known to do. Personally, one of the least horny places I could ever possibly be is on a plane (probably because I'm always in economy/bloated full of airport Burger King/am frigid) but if I were to attempt such a thing all I'd be able to think about is the stares of folks when I left the bathroom. Even if in reality no one suspected a thing I'd be dying inside. Not Cheah. When asked if he felt shame walking back down the aisle he said "I felt proud".  Truly one of a kind. 

Anyways, I won't grill Cheah too hard about it, because now that he's older he's struggling with what to do with his meat. 

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