Greenie Just Wrote The Softest Blog Of All Time And I Have To Take A Stand

I like Greenie. He works hard. But sometimes he makes me lose my god damn mind. And that sometime is right now. A hilarious moment happened in the Nuggets/Wolves where an angry Jamal Murray threw a heating pad on the floor. That's it. A $12 heating pad and nobody on the court even noticed.

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They kicked it around like a leaf on the playground during recess.

A very funny "What the fuck…who throws a heating pad?" moment. As easy as a blog gets. But not Greenie. Greenie thought he just witnessed the Kennedy assassination. A blog so overly dramatic I thought in the title he was using sarcasm. But SOMEHOW HE WASN'T!!!

I laughed. Good one Greenie! 

But then I started reading. And my will to live lessened with every word I saw.

Not only is it embarrassing to be crying like that, to throw something onto the court is extremely reckless. What if someone slipped on it and got hurt? I don't care if it was a teammate or an opponent, what are you doing?

I gasped. He cannot be serious. On Barstoolsports??? WE USED TO BE A COMEDY SITE! NOW WE ARE CRYING OVER A HEATING PAD??? "What if someone slipped on it and got hurt" made me want to kms. MAKE A JOKE!!!!!! 

Maybe I'm coming off like a dick, I don't know. I yearn for the old days. We cannot possibly publish that blog. He's asking Adam Silver to suspend him!!!

I'm not sure how they can't go back and look at the tape and do something about this. It's clear as day where that heat pad came from, and would it surprise anyone if Murray is suspended for Game 3? I don't want to sound like an old man yelling at a cloud, but we cannot have players throwing shit onto the court while live action is going on. That's Day 1 stuff that needs to be enforced, even if you have to make an example out of Murray.

I can't in my right mind publish that on Barstool, right? The guy wrote the equivalent of 14 Nicky Smokes blogs about a fucking heating pad. Dave didn't deliver newspapers for 29 years for that blog to get posted. I have to draw the line somewhere. I have to make a stand at some point. 

I wish it was the old days of Barstool with everyone being funny about every topic. I know that is not possible. I know it'll never be close to that again. But god damn, I have to do something.